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Most Pacifist: 17,764thSafest: 19,899thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,488th
The Democratic Socialist Repub of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Joseph Gulags 2
Civil Rights
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Kurdislavia 2

Population2.069 billion

CapitalGulag 2
LeaderJoseph Gulags 2

CurrencyKurdislavic Potato

The Democratic Socialist Repub of Kurdislavia 2 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Joseph Gulags 2 with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory military service. The democratic, devout population of 2.069 billion Kurdislavs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gulag 2. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kurdislavic economy, worth 78.0 trillion Kurdislavic Potatoes a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,718 Kurdislavic Potatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes the property of the recently deceased, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kurdislavia 2's national animal is the Potato, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Potatoism.

Kurdislavia 2 is ranked 84,810th in the world and 1st in Old Altistan for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.3 bananas ingested per day.

Most Pacifist: 17,764thSafest: 19,899thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,488thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,572ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,345th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the region

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