The Federation of Kuorasjarvi Lake is a massive, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.298 billion Kuorasjarvi Lakeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Kuorasjarvi Lakean economy, worth 76.6 trillion gambles a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,005 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuorasjarvi Lake's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Kuorasjarvi Lake is ranked 203,585th in the world and 227th in Lakes in Finland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 821.18 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Kuorasjarvi Lake was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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Kuorasjarvi Lake, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
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Kuorasjarvi Lake, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
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Kuorasjarvi Lake, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
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Kuorasjarvi Lake, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
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Kuorasjarvi Lake, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
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Kuorasjarvi Lake, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
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Kuorasjarvi Lake, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
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Kuorasjarvi Lake, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
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Kuorasjarvi Lake, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.