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Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,719thMost Cheerful Citizens: 34,143rd
The Federation of
Authoritarian Democracy
Finnish Lakes
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Kuorasjarvi Lake

Population1.298 billion

Currencygamble
Animalgamble

The Federation of Kuorasjarvi Lake is a massive, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.298 billion Kuorasjarvi Lakeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kuorasjarvi Lakean economy, worth 76.6 trillion gambles a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,005 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuorasjarvi Lake's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kuorasjarvi Lake is ranked 203,585th in the world and 227th in Lakes in Finland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 821.18 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,719thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 34,143rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Income Equality: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kuorasjarvi Lake was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuorasjarvi Lake, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuorasjarvi Lake, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuorasjarvi Lake, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in Kuorasjarvi Lake, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuorasjarvi Lake, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuorasjarvi Lake, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuorasjarvi Lake, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuorasjarvi Lake, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuorasjarvi Lake, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.

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