The Lovely Fields of Kunigund is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HIM with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.628 billion Kunigundians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unigun. The average income tax rate is 21.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kunigundian economy, worth a remarkable 3,186 trillion KUNIS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,330 KUNIS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, baiting is a national sport, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kunigund's national animal is the Papalagi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kunigund is ranked 8,173^rd in the world and 439^th in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 16.17 bananas ingested per day.