The Federation of Kullamae Landscape Conservation Area is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.166 billion Kullamae Landscape Conservation Areans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 40.1%.

The strong Kullamae Landscape Conservation Arean economy, worth 79.6 trillion gambles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,276 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kullamae Landscape Conservation Area's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kullamae Landscape Conservation Area is ranked 133,645^th in the world and 128^th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.48 law-abiding acts per hour.