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Most Armed: 4,830th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,008th Most Devout: 7,119th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Min Kukwandara!
Uganda Tembo Ibingira Simba
Influence
Superpower
Founder
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Kukwandara

Population2.564 billion

CapitalKukwandara City
LeaderUganda Tembo Ibingira Simba
FaithTerran Blood

CurrencyIzila
AnimalImpala

The Kingdom of Kukwandara is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Uganda Tembo Ibingira Simba with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-working, devout population of 2.564 billion Kukwandarans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kukwandara City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kukwandaran economy, worth 241 trillion Izilas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 94,356 Izilas, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Protests are illegal, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, divorce is illegal, and foreign powers often deal with problems that Kukwandara can't handle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kukwandara's national animal is the Impala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terran Blood.

Kukwandara is ranked 7,119th in the world and 1st in Storenda Kukwandara for Most Devout, with 2,525.72 Prayers Per Hour.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 4,830thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,008thMost Devout: 7,119thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,401stTop
10%
Most Average: 13,370thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,010thMost Primitive: 15,400thLargest Mining Sector: 16,140th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kukwandara, foreign powers often deal with problems that Kukwandara can't handle.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukwandara, divorce is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukwandara, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukwandara, protests are illegal.
  • : Kukwandara was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukwandara, Uganda Tembo Ibingira Simba has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukwandara, tea and biscuits have replaced waterboarding and sleep deprivation as the primary tools of interrogation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukwandara, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukwandara, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukwandara, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.

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