The United Grand Republic of Kuhlfros is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Gabrielle Engel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.825 billion Kuhlfrosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bridhavn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kuhlfrosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,371 trillion Talers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,848 Talers, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', courtrooms can be a little sketchy, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuhlfros's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Kuhlfros is ranked 174,535^th in the world and 28^th in Greater Ixnay for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.69 Missed References Per Hour.