The United Grand Republic of Kuhlfros is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Gabrielle Engel with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.335 billion Kuhlfrosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bridhavn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kuhlfrosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,277 trillion Talers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,539 Talers, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Kuhlfros's radio stations, there's no representation without taxation, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuhlfros's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Kuhlfros is ranked 163,844^th in the world and 30^th in Greater Ixnay for Most Secular, with 8.13 Atheism Rate.