The Fiannria Commonwealth of Kuhlfros is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Lucas Hoch with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 18.017 billion Fiannans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bridhavn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kuhlfrosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,702 trillion Talers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,005 Talers, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuhlfros's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Kuhlfros is ranked 4,690^th in the world and 5^th in Greater Ixnay for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.21 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.