The Free Land of Kuerhyedeenistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Erruhán Manoyko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.342 billion Kuers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uyeapea. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kuerhyedeenistanian economy, worth 125 trillion Giehtielas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,727 Giehtielas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuerhyedeenistan's national animal is the Pirí, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kuerhyedeenistan is ranked 17,987^th in the world and 7^th in Council of Constructed Languages for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.47 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.