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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,094thMost Influential: 2,550thMost Inclusive: 4,489th
The Republic of
Capitalizt
Kuca forever
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Kucaland

Population1.688 billion

CapitalKucavia
LeaderKat
FaithKucism

CurrencyKuca
AnimalTurtle

The Republic of Kucaland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kat with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.688 billion Kucalandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kucavia. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kucalandian economy, worth 241 trillion Kucas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,894 Kucas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Kucaland's many privately-owned prisons, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime is totally unknown. Kucaland's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Kucism.

Kucaland is ranked 54,254th in the world and 1,730th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 90.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,094thTop
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Most Influential: 2,550thMost Inclusive: 4,489thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,281stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,747thLargest Retail Industry: 6,074thNicest Citizens: 6,571stRudest Citizens: 6,612thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,064thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,410thMost Cultured: 7,551stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,646thMost Efficient Economies: 10,797thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,995thTop
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Most Developed: 12,600thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,876thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,965thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,870thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,967thBest Weather: 13,999thSmartest Citizens: 14,506thMost Pacifist: 14,591stHealthiest Citizens: 14,606thHighest Average Incomes: 15,857thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,725thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,534thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,348thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,102ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,620thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,938thLargest Governments: 23,056th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 142nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 155th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 156th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 201st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 210th in the regionNicest Citizens: 230th in the regionRudest Citizens: 230th in the regionMost Cultured: 232nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 253rd in the regionMost Influential: 301st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 324th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 335th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 345th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 369th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 377th in the regionMost Developed: 386th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 391st in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 409th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 437th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 438th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 451st in the regionBest Weather: 452nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 465th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 479th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 540th in the regionMost Pacifist: 573rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 589th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 640th in the regionLargest Governments: 681st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 684th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 714th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kucaland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".
  • : Kucaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kucaland, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Kucaland, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kucaland, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Kucaland, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Kucaland's many privately-owned prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Kucaland, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
  • : Kucaland endorsed The Principality of Alambar.
  • : Kucaland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : Kucaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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