The Matriarchy of Kubileya is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.998 billion Kubileyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gordium. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kubileyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion libations a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 88,119 libations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Calling dibs is an unalienable right, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents, and in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kubileya's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kubileya is ranked 148,000^th in the world and 6,697^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.18 law-abiding acts per hour.