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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,038th Most Influential: 1,992nd Most Subsidized Industry: 2,544th
The Republic of the Union of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Let the Kuamese slip war
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.964 billion

LeaderKhoa Nguyen
FaithKuamese Jucheism


The Republic of the Union of Kuameme is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Khoa Nguyen with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.964 billion Kuamese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jangrassa. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kuamemse economy, worth 429 trillion monieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 144,864 monieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Kuameme's historical leaders at Mount Rushless, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and children as young as eight can be found working in factories. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuameme's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Kuamese Jucheism.

Kuameme is ranked 104,184th in the world and 4,909th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 0.14 Stalins.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,038thTop
Most Influential: 1,992ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,544thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,944thLargest Black Market: 4,015thRudest Citizens: 4,906thMost Armed: 5,808thMost Secular: 6,298thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,901stMost Avoided: 7,353rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,414thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,235thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,029thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,373rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,704thMost Cultured: 12,168thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,237thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,907thHighest Average Incomes: 13,010thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,724thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,629th
Largest Black Market: 88th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 93rd in the regionMost Armed: 171st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 197th in the regionRudest Citizens: 221st in the regionMost Avoided: 224th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 235th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 244th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 285th in the regionMost Secular: 335th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 385th in the regionTop
Most Average: 448th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 486th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 529th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 548th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 558th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 572nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 575th in the regionMost Cultured: 588th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 645th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 699th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 718th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 732nd in the regionMost Influential: 740th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 818th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 862nd in the region

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