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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,003rd Most Influential: 1,512th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,386th
The Republic of the Union of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Let the Kuamese slip war
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.339 billion

LeaderKhoa Nguyen
FaithKuamese Jucheism


The Republic of the Union of Kuameme is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Khoa Nguyen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.339 billion Kuamese are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jangrassa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kuamemse economy, worth 529 trillion monieses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,497 monieses, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

A shout of "stop in the name of the law!" is more of a request than an order, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, and all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuameme's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Kuamese Jucheism.

Kuameme is ranked 89,386th in the world and 5,095th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,126.35 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,003rdMost Influential: 1,512thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,386thLargest Black Market: 3,133rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,555thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,038thMost Armed: 5,217thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,254thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,870thMost Secular: 6,294thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,568thMost Avoided: 6,672ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,245thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,019thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,789thMost Cultured: 10,071stHighest Average Incomes: 10,562ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,379thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,511thLargest Retail Industry: 13,852ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,894thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,425thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,461stMost Developed: 17,548thRudest Citizens: 17,933rd
Largest Black Market: 88th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 100th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 160th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 163rd in the regionMost Armed: 166th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 182nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 205th in the regionMost Avoided: 214th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 250th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 328th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 337th in the regionMost Secular: 344th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 393rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 465th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 491st in the regionMost Cultured: 492nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 621st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 622nd in the regionMost Influential: 625th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 632nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 654th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 672nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 715th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 721st in the regionRudest Citizens: 853rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 861st in the regionLargest Populations: 918th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 926th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 930th in the regionMost Developed: 942nd in the regionLargest Governments: 1,003rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kuameme was endorsed by The Byzantine Empire of Constantinolia.
  • : Kuameme was endorsed by The Free Land of Libertarian Utopian Project.
  • : Kuameme was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuameme, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuameme, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuameme, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuameme, a shout of "stop in the name of the law!" is more of a request than an order.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuameme, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Kuameme was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Californian Redwood.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuameme, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 115 » Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Pallaith, Sheppey, Notyoutopia, Great Bights Mum, South Grand Mountain, The Global Socialist Republic, HMS Unicorn, Shadowrik, Anima Proxa, Zedeya, Bharathvarsh, Holy Oranz, Yukti, Diodone, Selfgradatude, Prevaland, McMasterdonia, Sunto, Kwaj, Forunte, Kelvaros Prime, Sankami, Friently, Puczovska, Buckerino, Siwale, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Seven Hills, Republic of Dixie, Cloydicia, Sil Dorsett, The Lancerian Empire, Lord Ravenclaw, The Iron Lions, Che Sana Und, Bayern-Straubing, Aerilia, PlanetPunk, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, Territorio di Nessuno, Beodarasc, American MapleStory, Pakistan 001, General COE, Tredano, Xentherida, and 65 others.Corfad, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Lionia, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Phillywob, Wodan, Thenaca, Wineclaw, Ainsworth, Victoriaans Nederlands, Midds Conia, Unimaginable Doom, Dodione, Apetopia, Agrauron, Kingdom of Space, Mzeusia, Gladio II, SillyString, Malvad, NatsukiLand, Merconitonitopia, Toaddia, Yaris, Astal Aavors, The Free Californian People, Avornica, Eglise Sainte Eve, Illusia and Neverendia, Alsatian Island, Malta Comino Gozo, Frances Francis the First of France, Aledonigystan, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Ozstan, Ktyria, Morlanka, Canada GR, Atain, LaKronia, Kreal Panards, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Pandessiand, Panama Coalition, Nueava Libertalia, Benolia, Ka Ching, Omicron Persei V111, Wesley Republic, Freienland, Albacria, Zyvetskistaahn, Mordant99, Q w e r t y, Kannabyss, ThE eNd oF eE, Sallanas, Shibutani, Guslantis, Underground Techno, New Seaview Cove, Californian Redwood, Libertarian Utopian Project, and Constantinolia.

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