The Matriarchy of Ksyundastan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ksenia XVIII with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.574 billion Ksyundastanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birobidzhan. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ksyundastanian economy, worth 611 trillion ksullars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,619 ksullars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-ksullar charge on their phone bill, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ksyundastan's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ksyundastan is ranked 301,180^th in the world and 28^th in Krillin for Most Primitive, scoring -310.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.