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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,648thNicest Citizens: 1,830thMost Pacifist: 2,073rd
The SAFTian Satellite of
Democratic Socialists
Workers of the world, unite!
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Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
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Kryz

Population6.474 billion

Currencybrains
Animalzombie

The SAFTian Satellite of Kryz is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 6.474 billion Kryzians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kryzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 173,687 brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kryz's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kryz is ranked 5,779th in the world and 41st in SAFT Puppets for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.96 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,648thNicest Citizens: 1,830thMost Pacifist: 2,073rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,236thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,868thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,617thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,856thLargest Governments: 4,825thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,889thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,043rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,248thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,620thLowest Crime Rates: 5,779thHealthiest Citizens: 5,971stMost Cultured: 6,090thBest Weather: 6,777thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,791stMost Secular: 7,122ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,017thSmartest Citizens: 8,151stSafest: 9,339thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,785thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,010thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,227thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,877thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,267thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,887thMost Income Equality: 22,914th
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Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kryz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Kryz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Kryz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Kryz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryz, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryz, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryz, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryz, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryz, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • : Kryz was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".

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