|Leader||Rulevoy Nikolai Lansov|
The Golden Rose Sanctum of Krvava Koupel is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rulevoy Nikolai Lansov with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.72 billion Koupelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smutek. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Krvava Koupelian economy, worth 806 trillion Lebkas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 170,909 Lebkas, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.
Competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, there is something rotten in the state of Krvava Koupel, the newest shade developed by Krvava Koupel's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Krvava Koupelian Space Agency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krvava Koupel's national animal is the Dire Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Divinism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Krvava Koupel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Krvava Koupel's influence in Azure Watester Federation fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Krvava Koupel lost the endorsement of The Sagrado Imperio Exaltado of Kynor.
- : Krvava Koupel resigned as Secretary of the Interior of Azure Watester Federation.
- : Krvava Koupel was endorsed by The Free Land of Liberimarcat.
- : Krvava Koupel lost the endorsement of The Imperial Realm of Karelignia.
- : Krvava Koupel was endorsed by The Imperial Realm of Karelignia.
- : Krvava Koupel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Krvava Koupel was endorsed by The Imperium of Winter Gulley.
- : Krvava Koupel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.