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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,186th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,898th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,220th
The Scientific Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Dead men tell no tales
Rulevoy Nikolai Lansov
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Krvava Koupel

Population2.151 billion

LeaderRulevoy Nikolai Lansov

AnimalDire Wolf

The Scientific Dictatorship of Krvava Koupel is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rulevoy Nikolai Lansov with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.151 billion Bloodbournes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloodbath. The average income tax rate is 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Krvava Koupelian economy, worth 348 trillion Lebkas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,115 Lebkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, Bloodbath is a police state during international summits, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krvava Koupel's national animal is the Dire Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Krvava Koupel is ranked 161,871st in the world and 743rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.76 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,186thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,898thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,220thMost Secular: 2,822ndMost Conservative: 3,418thLargest Black Market: 3,876thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,992ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,117thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,068thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,944thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 10,494thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,087thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,679thLargest Mining Sector: 12,374thMost Authoritarian: 13,171stMost Avoided: 13,671stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,778thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,920thMost Influential: 15,861stLowest Crime Rates: 16,060thMost Armed: 16,211th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 41st in the regionMost Secular: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 60th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 66th in the regionMost Armed: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 69th in the region

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