Population | 7.693 billion |
Capital | Essen |
Leader | Alfried Felix Alwyn Krupp |
Faith | Freemasonry |
Currency | Ingot |
Animal | Badger |
The Manufacturing Conglomerate of Krupp Industries is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Alfried Felix Alwyn Krupp with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.693 billion Germans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Essen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.2%.
The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 2,476 trillion Ingots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 321,886 Ingots, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,962,015 per year while the poor average 3,577, a ratio of 828 to 1.
Many friends and relatives of Alfried Felix Alwyn Krupp have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, all recreational drugs are legal, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, and foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Alfried Felix Alwyn Krupp. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Krupp Industries's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Freemasonry.
Krupp Industries is ranked 306,956th in the world and 135th in Mitteleuropa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.83 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Alfried Felix Alwyn Krupp.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, all recreational drugs are legal.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, many friends and relatives of Alfried Felix Alwyn Krupp have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, German companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, the recently liberated free press cautiously uses compliment sandwiches to cushion its criticisms of Alfried Felix Alwyn Krupp.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, it turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers.