Krropezka General News - Episode 1

Politics
Comrade Krrope Was Walked Out Of His Office Today By Desereti Officials As The Vassalization Process Has Yet To Stop. Krropezkazh Nationals Are Still Protesting In The Streets As Desereti Military Gun Them Down, The Death Count Is Estimated To Be Around 1.000 At This Point. Many Have Fled The Scene.
Recents
7 Coldiean Nationalists Were Seen Yesterday Shooting And Killing A Group Of 22 Krropezkazh Nekos And 3 Krropezkazh Humans. The Coldiean Government Denies They Had Any Part In The Attack, And When Questioned About It, They Replied "Those Nekos Don't Belong On This Planet, Krropei Or Not!" When Questioned On Why They Hurt The Humans, They Replied "Supporters Of Nekos Don't Deserve Life Either". It Has Been Concluded That Them Being Coldiean Nationalists Had Nothing To Do With The Mass Shooting.
The Weather
In The Mountain Provence, Blizzards Are Still Beating Up The Towns. The Temperature Is Around -9C.
In The Northern Provence, The Blizzards From The Mountains Are Sweeping Down Into The Northern Parts Of The Provence. In The South, There Is Heavy Rain. The Temperature Is Around 0C.
In The Eastern Provence, Thunder And Lightning Are Present, However No Rain Appears To Be Coming Down As It Seems. The Temperature Is Around 3C.
In The Western Provence, The Heat Of The Huge Forrest Fire A Day Ago Is Still Felt In Fezial. The Sun Still Is Above The Burnt Provence. The Temperature Is Around 5C.
In The Southern Provence, Clouds Have Rolled In Above The Sun And There Is Severe Fog On And Around The Beaches. The Temperature Is Around 3C.
In The Capitol Provence, Clouds Are In The South And Sun Is In The North. The Temperature Is Around 3C.
The Ezic Star Can Be Seen Shining Bright In The Sky In All Provences Except The East. The Temperature Is Expected To Rise From Now On As The Winter Comes To An End.
Foreign
Desereti Military Retains Their Presence In The Capitol And The Krropzkazh Military Are Still In Exile In The Southern Provence. Messages To Friendly Nations Have Been Sent To See If The Military Can Take Shelter.
Coldiea Is Still At A Loss For Flags, Even Months After The Flag Crisis. They Are Pulling Themselfs Out Of It Soon, However.
Krrope Is Being Transported To Deseret Shiale Until He Can Leave Krropezkazh Protection.
Deseret Shiale Is Still Under Desereti Raids As They Try And Take Control Of The Krropezkazh Vassal Rebels. Their Military Still Hold Strong After The January Invasion, And They Are Starting To Push Desereti Forces Back To The Krropezka-Deseret Shiale Border.

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