The Federal Republic of Krozland is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 115 million Krovins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 29.1%.

The very strong Krovic economy, worth 7.67 trillion Skals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 66,681 Skals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, it turns out that money can buy you happiness, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krozland's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Krozland is ranked 27,021^st in the world and 607^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 29.56 flags saluted per person per day.