The Federation of Krovnik is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 384 million Krovnikiens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karst. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Krovnikien economy, worth 46.7 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,534 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and the nation leads Moomin Valley in per capita stalking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Krovnik's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krovnik is ranked 30,700^th in the world and 3^rd in Moomin Valley for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,200.42 Tourists Per Hour.