The Technocracy of Kroumos is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Stephen Julian Joseph with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.535 billion Kroumosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Patrick. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.9%.

The strong Kroumosian economy, worth 207 trillion Gold Bars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,995 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stephen Julian Joseph is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls, the nation loves all colours indiscriminately (Kroumos has found 2 easter eggs), beating a dead horse is a scientific endeavor, and an enormous health awareness programme is underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kroumos's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kroumos is ranked 128,670^th in the world and 5,308^th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 608.73 on the Hickory Productivity Index.