by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 253rd Most Influential: 1,665th Most Pacifist: 9,829th
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
There will be no unexploited values left
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population490 million

CapitalSaint Patrick


The Holy Empire of Kroumos is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 490 million Kroumosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Patrick. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.3%.

The strong Kroumosian economy, worth 39.1 trillion Joules a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,831 Joules, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, the government seizes all major gold finds, war criminals are given full state funerals, and protests are prohibited from blocking traffic. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kroumos's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kroumos is ranked 135,898th in the world and 6,393rd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.47 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 253rdMost Influential: 1,665thTop
Most Pacifist: 9,829thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,913thMost Secular: 12,504thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,376thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,380thNicest Citizens: 15,578thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,224th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 124th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 303rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 329th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 330th in the regionMost Pacifist: 370th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 420th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 497th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 513th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 539th in the regionNicest Citizens: 561st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 581st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 593rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 623rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 631st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 645th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 652nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 660th in the regionSafest: 664th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 677th in the regionLargest Governments: 697th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 742nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 745th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 750th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 761st in the region

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