The Most Serene Republic of Kroll Union is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 16.357 billion Kroll have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beacon. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kroll economy, worth a remarkable 2,112 trillion Kroll Marks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,131 Kroll Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege Beacon's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, money grows on trees, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kroll Union's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kroll Union is ranked 146,539^th in the world and 6,653^rd in Osiris for Most Authoritarian, with 720.8 milliStalins.