by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 272ndHealthiest Citizens: 720thLargest Information Technology Sector: 727th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Pride in strength
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population11.385 billion



The Republic of Kroken is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arne with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.385 billion Krokenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neslandsvatn. The average income tax rate is 27.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krokenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,868 trillion Trilqis a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 251,959 Trilqis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kroken's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kroken is ranked 28,409th in the world and 850th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 103.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Secular: 272ndHealthiest Citizens: 720thLargest Information Technology Sector: 727thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 790thMost Developed: 817thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 955thLongest Average Lifespans: 959thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,074thMost Influential: 1,180thSmartest Citizens: 1,299thMost Cultured: 1,564thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,009thLowest Crime Rates: 2,151stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,211thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,229thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,291stMost Inclusive: 2,338thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,063rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,189thHighest Average Incomes: 3,434thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,221stNicest Citizens: 4,759thHighest Economic Output: 5,042ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,073rdMost Pacifist: 6,467thMost Efficient Economies: 7,523rdNudest: 7,713thLargest Governments: 8,660thBest Weather: 9,968thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,012thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,365thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,871stMost Advanced Public Education: 18,577thMost Stationary: 22,486thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,963rdMost Subsidized Industry: 23,393rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,426thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,921st
Most Secular: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 46th in the regionMost Developed: 47th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 56th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 72nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Cultured: 80th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 120th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 120th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 131st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 142nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 143rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 147th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 156th in the regionMost Inclusive: 158th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 245th in the regionNicest Citizens: 286th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 293rd in the regionNudest: 318th in the regionMost Pacifist: 372nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 415th in the regionLargest Governments: 451st in the regionMost Influential: 473rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 527th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 549th in the regionBest Weather: 579th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 626th in the regionMost Stationary: 639th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 711th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 858th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 971st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 987th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 991st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kroken, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.
  • : Following new legislation in Kroken, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Kroken, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kroken, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
  • : Kroken voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".
  • : Following new legislation in Kroken, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kroken, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kroken, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kroken, the Krokenian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Kroken voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 217 » Notyoutopia, Siwale, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Shadowrik, Malta Comino Gozo, Great Bights Mum, Wilkshire, Corfad, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Kwaj, Koda-Land, Shibutani, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Sundred, Selfgradatude, Universal State Formula, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Pallaith, Wineclaw, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Former English Colony, The Iron Lions, Sil Dorsett, Votak Matim, The Windmilluminati, Ethnon, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Diodone, El Fiji Grande, Dreadton, Napnomadia, Bearical, Omnistria, Ice and Tinian, Newpromisedland, Ninjak30, Yukti, Empy, Xentherida, Unsophisticate, Maott, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Buckerino, and 167 others.Moubarakistan, Guer Aike, Tarr-Nation, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, Solmetria, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, 1 very fast endotarter, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Acrabinnia, Loutsland, Kobagia, Glurponia, Orado, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Octicarg, Zeternia, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, PotatoFarmers, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Clan Spaniel, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, New Lakemba, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Volstokn, Tachycardia, Anungu, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, The Endless Eventide, Crader, Yokciq Empire, Prevaland, SORT, Antiyard, Varola, Nistriabar, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Unshleepd, Hyphen, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Zzozona, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, Kocherian, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Madjack, Xyrron, Maclare, Kragsgale, East Akra, Simone Republic, Pokemanland, Yalkan, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Pigeonstan, Andexia, Xipher, U S Eh, Heilhum Imperius, Eywaan, Harjad, Aerilia, Morover, Cretox State, Outer Shenendoah, Elvoreto, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Hardscrabble, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Magna Banitia, Republica Guilleana, Liminyj, Confederacy of North America, Draconian Progression, Godwanna, Religioncord, Pytong, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Ozstan, Sanghyeok, PEG, Sevinland, Venicea, Imperial Pieserged, WeKnow, Maratabat, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Nodnarb, Yellops, Climeria, Noria Prinefrikeslon, Seijitsu, Colfes, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Svenskskit, Strongwill, Bharathvarsh, Landestian, Galbadiana, Star Kingdom, Planes, His Enduring Majesty, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Nalver And, Vesteysia, Barabolia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Ellbonnia, Gondwanaia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Trumpski, Dangine, Travislavania, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Tyirza, Super Girl, Aryan Homeland, BTProductions, Alexander the Magnus, Korean-Joseon, Uzbek Khan, Mon Island, and Siberian Workforce.

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