The Kingdom of Krisylia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Amora Rosehart with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.618 billion Krisylians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carina. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The all-consuming Krisylian economy, worth 746 trillion floras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 112,790 floras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals, angry disenfranchised AIs attempt to hijack the bodies of comatose hospital patients, and depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krisylia's national animal is the teddy bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Triolani.

Krisylia is ranked 9,536^th in the world and 546^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.95 law-abiding acts per hour.