The United States of Kristopalis86 is a huge, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 924 million Kristopalis86ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McIntosh City. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The strong Kristopalis86ian economy, worth 68.9 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,576 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kristopalis86's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kristopalis86 is ranked 170,419^th in the world and 7,607^th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 22.04 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.