Population | 15.909 billion |
Capital | Emparia |
Leader | Justin Scott |
Currency | Monetary Unit |
Animal | Eagle owl |
The Dictatorship of Kristatin is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Justin Scott with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 15.909 billion Kristatinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emparia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kristatinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,761 trillion Monetary Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 173,563 Monetary Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, a government program is underway to revitalize Kristatin's beaches, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kristatin's national animal is the Eagle owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Kristatin is ranked 71,607th in the world and 753rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 662.20657618752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kristatin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Kristatin, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
- : Following new legislation in Kristatin, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
- : Following new legislation in Kristatin, a government program is underway to revitalize Kristatin's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Kristatin, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
- : Following new legislation in Kristatin, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
- : Following new legislation in Kristatin, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
- : Following new legislation in Kristatin, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
- : Following new legislation in Kristatin, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand.
- : Following new legislation in Kristatin, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.