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Most Advanced Public Transport: 378thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 686thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 757th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We will not be divided
Justin Scott
Influence
Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kristatin

Population10.437 billion

CapitalEmparia
LeaderJustin Scott

CurrencyMonetary Unit
AnimalEagle owl

The Dictatorship of Kristatin is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Justin Scott with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.437 billion Kristatinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emparia. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kristatinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,721 trillion Monetary Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 164,964 Monetary Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Belly is watching you, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kristatin's national animal is the Eagle owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kristatin is ranked 12,762nd in the world and 1st in Parsac for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.03 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 378thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 686thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 757thLargest Welfare Programs: 772ndLowest Crime Rates: 785thMost Developed: 965thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,092ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,130thSafest: 1,188thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,380thHealthiest Citizens: 1,428thBest Weather: 1,486thLargest Governments: 1,678thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,750thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,939thMost Secular: 2,165thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,684thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,053rdMost Pacifist: 3,737thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,087thSmartest Citizens: 5,214thMost Authoritarian: 5,976thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,869thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,632ndNicest Citizens: 8,152ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,187thHighest Food Quality: 8,732ndMost Inclusive: 8,807thMost Patriotic: 9,728thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,729thHighest Economic Output: 10,511thHighest Average Incomes: 11,186thTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,043rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,762ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,894thMost Conservative: 17,066thMost Extreme: 21,605th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kristatin's influence in Parsac rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Kristatin, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Kristatin, genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Kristatin, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Kristatin, Big Belly is watching you.
  • : Kristatin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kristatin, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kristatin, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Kristatin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Kristatin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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