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Most Advanced Public Transport: 371stLowest Crime Rates: 862ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 912th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We will not be divided
Justin Scott
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Kristatin

Population15.909 billion

CapitalEmparia
LeaderJustin Scott

CurrencyMonetary Unit
AnimalEagle owl

The Dictatorship of Kristatin is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Justin Scott with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 15.909 billion Kristatinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emparia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kristatinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,761 trillion Monetary Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 173,563 Monetary Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, a government program is underway to revitalize Kristatin's beaches, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kristatin's national animal is the Eagle owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kristatin is ranked 71,607th in the world and 753rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 662.20657618752 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 371stLowest Crime Rates: 862ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 912thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,028thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,074thMost Developed: 1,287thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,315thSafest: 1,400thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,422ndBest Weather: 1,489thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,524thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,596thHealthiest Citizens: 1,687thLargest Governments: 1,944thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,952ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,517thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,189thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,292ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,128thSmartest Citizens: 5,234thMost Secular: 5,917thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,969thNicest Citizens: 6,526thMost Income Equality: 7,571stHighest Food Quality: 7,734thMost Inclusive: 7,739thHighest Economic Output: 8,117thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,902ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,632ndMost Authoritarian: 10,308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,023rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,118thMost Efficient Economies: 17,552ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,016thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,027thMost Patriotic: 22,085thLargest Populations: 24,172nd
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionSafest: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 64th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 67th in the regionLargest Governments: 67th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 106th in the regionMost Pacifist: 149th in the regionMost Income Equality: 161st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 191st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 219th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 250th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 294th in the regionMost Secular: 313th in the regionNicest Citizens: 322nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 382nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 392nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 416th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 507th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 564th in the regionMost Extreme: 661st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 745th in the regionMost Stationary: 753rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 798th in the regionLargest Populations: 821st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,048th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kristatin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kristatin, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Kristatin, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Kristatin, a government program is underway to revitalize Kristatin's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Kristatin, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Kristatin, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Kristatin, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kristatin, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Kristatin, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Kristatin, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.

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