Population | 8.255 billion |
Capital | Paisley |
Leader | Prince |
Currency | Peso |
Animal | Cat |
The Republic of Kristanya is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prince with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.255 billion Kristanyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paisley. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Kristanyan economy, worth 547 trillion Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,280 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kristanya's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kristanya is ranked 20,855th in the world and 1,179th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 90 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kristanya, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
- : Kristanya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Kristanya, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : Kristanya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Kristanya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Kristanya, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
- : Kristanya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Kristanya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Kristanya, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
- : Following new legislation in Kristanya, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up.