by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 691st Most Influential: 1,136th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,489th
The Matriarchy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Ex nomine Luna, tu cruciabuntur!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.351 billion

CapitalCrystal Tokyo
LeaderNeo-Queen Serenity


The Matriarchy of Kristalmaan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Neo-Queen Serenity with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.351 billion Kristalians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystal Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Moon-Touched economy, worth 517 trillion Crystals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,923 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, religious education is a new government priority, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, and a new "thought police" branch is being developed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kristalmaan's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunacetism.

Kristalmaan is ranked 84,109th in the world and 4,672nd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 957.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 691stMost Influential: 1,136thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,489thMost Pacifist: 3,273rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,716thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,135thNicest Citizens: 4,295thSafest: 4,917thMost Inclusive: 4,972ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,800thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,412thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,795thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,986thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,159thLowest Crime Rates: 7,992ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,050thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,121stLargest Governments: 8,263rdBest Weather: 8,384thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,212thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,457thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,775thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,880thMost Cultured: 11,702ndHighest Drug Use: 13,307thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,713thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,535thMost Developed: 14,924thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,303rdSmartest Citizens: 15,678th
Largest Welfare Programs: 113th in the regionMost Pacifist: 195th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 196th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 245th in the regionNicest Citizens: 250th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 274th in the regionSafest: 277th in the regionMost Inclusive: 307th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 308th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 329th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 360th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 360th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 384th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 393rd in the regionLargest Governments: 407th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 434th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 443rd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 466th in the regionMost Influential: 478th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 496th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 518th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 546th in the regionMost Cultured: 583rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 601st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 608th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 640th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 669th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 824th in the regionMost Developed: 849th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 860th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 894th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kristalmaan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Kristalmaan, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
  • : Kristalmaan was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Kristalmaan, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Kristalmaan was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Kristalmaan, religious education is a new government priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Kristalmaan, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Kristalmaan, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Kristalmaan was endorsed by The Free Land of Antityranicals.
  • : Kristalmaan was endorsed by The Sawtooth Badlands of The Black Cathedral.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 192 » Siwale, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Pallaith, Highton Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Koda-Land, Bayern-Straubing, Buckerino, Kylesburgh, Empy, Territorio di Nessuno, Frances Francis the First of France, Malta Comino Gozo, Californian Redwood, Shin-Hachioji, Shadowrik, Universal State Formula, Kwaj, The Gamer Party, Sil Dorsett, Tredano, Wineclaw, PlanetPunk, Sunto, Unimaginable Doom, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, THX1138, Holy Oranz, Diodone, Yukti, Moubarakistan, Cloydicia, Q w e r t y, Calamazo, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Felpolandia, Colteraak, Govornia, Alice Gardens, Chukstik Illahi, North Armatas, Whereisthatistan, Selfgradatude, Racoda, Kelvaros Prime, Sacrento, and 142 others.Elevation, Sanjurika, United Draconia, Kulgatha, The Austro Germanic Union, Amerian States, Babacar, Suicidistan, Dadastan Archipelago, Atain, Zeternia, The Teddy, Sundred, Sea Ghost, SORT, Amauri, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Zokk, Guslantis, Ethnon, The United States of Romania, Wodan, Maott, Tianqing, Esplandia, Former English Colony, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, American MapleStory, East Wushen, Misuvelia, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, New Trisone, Wilkshire, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Snoodum, Valhalla123, New Pruessen, Arstungry, Spartoptia, General COE, The Serdey Islands, Votak Matim, ISOP, Yummy Blubber, Niradans, Sinelona, Uganda Knuckles UK, North Bratislava, Vincone Cae, The Windmilluminati, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Sakaryata, Wunderstrafanstalt, Kobagia, Dreadton, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Ka Ching, Australiland, Ninjak30, Federation Terra Australis, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Lunallian, Outer Egorniand, SillyString, The Pantheons, Unsophisticate, Zumlandia, The South Falls, New Eleria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ethereal Expanse, Steraz, Pasargad, INTEGRAL, Alunya, COCONUT-CITY, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Guer Aike, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ieprus, Ara Antrizuls, Justanistan, Joodey, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Torakuen, Kyrianian, Warsaw-Halicz, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Norostilors, Saturns Edge, VarDrade, Zemnaya Svoboda, Peldorn, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Plangainer, Haor Chall, Kirostan, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Astronomical, Ejhsa, Seidr Wyrd, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, Rkainjel, Bananoonza, Thiammyalllaland, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Aratani, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, British Pacific Islands, Vikingiarchy, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, Conservadoria, North Altatude, The Black Cathedral, and Antityranicals.

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