The Matriarchy of Kristalmaan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Neo-Queen Serenity with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.351 billion Kristalians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystal Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Moon-Touched economy, worth 517 trillion Crystals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,923 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, religious education is a new government priority, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, and a new "thought police" branch is being developed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kristalmaan's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunacetism.

Kristalmaan is ranked 84,109^th in the world and 4,672^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 957.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.