by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,486thMost Influential: 2,041stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,170th
The Matriarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Ex nomine Luna, tu cruciabuntur!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population6.773 billion

CapitalCrystal Tokyo
LeaderNeo-Queen Serenity


The Matriarchy of Kristalmaan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Neo-Queen Serenity with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.773 billion Kristalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystal Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Moon-Touched economy, worth 874 trillion Crystals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,184 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, cars are banned, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kristalmaan's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunacetism.

Kristalmaan is ranked 27,804th in the world and 1,648th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.06 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,486thMost Influential: 2,041stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,170thMost Pacifist: 2,457thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,616thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,211thNicest Citizens: 3,257thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,468thMost Inclusive: 3,816thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,084thSafest: 4,546thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,809thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,930thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,073rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,335thLowest Crime Rates: 5,714thLargest Governments: 6,035thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,352ndBest Weather: 7,031stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,570thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,752ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,100thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,837thMost Cultured: 9,386thMost Developed: 9,537thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10,874thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,497thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,652ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,076thSmartest Citizens: 13,105thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,830thHighest Drug Use: 14,954thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,419thHighest Average Incomes: 19,040thHealthiest Citizens: 19,165thHighest Economic Output: 19,265thMost Devout: 19,718th
Largest Welfare Programs: 67th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 128th in the regionMost Pacifist: 148th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 168th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 195th in the regionNicest Citizens: 197th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 198th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 235th in the regionSafest: 242nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 250th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 286th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 293rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 303rd in the regionLargest Governments: 321st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 344th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 349th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 379th in the regionBest Weather: 383rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 435th in the regionMost Cultured: 468th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 499th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 530th in the regionMost Developed: 554th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 563rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 588th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 589th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 591st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 670th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 690th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 706th in the regionMost Influential: 707th in the regionLargest Populations: 746th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 885th in the regionMost Devout: 910th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 956th in the region

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