Population | 2.888 billion |
Capital | Random City |
Leader | Supreme Leader Lord Krishnan |
Currency | Draks |
Animal | cow |
The EMpIrE of KRiShNaNA is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Lord Krishnan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.888 billion KRiShNaNAians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Random City. The average income tax rate is 68.2%.
The powerhouse KRiShNaNAian economy, worth 305 trillion Draks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,939 Draks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings, and foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KRiShNaNA's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
KRiShNaNA is ranked 248,495th in the world and 229th in The Black Hawks for Most Average, scoring 26.55 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : KRiShNaNA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : KRiShNaNA's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
- : KRiShNaNA lodged a message on the The Brotherhood of Malice Regional Message Board.
- : KRiShNaNA lodged a message on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.
- : KRiShNaNA relocated from Lazarus to The Black Hawks.
- : KRiShNaNA was refounded in Lazarus.
- : KRiShNaNA ceased to exist in The Black Hawks.
- : KRiShNaNA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : KRiShNaNA lodged a message on the The Brotherhood of Malice Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in KRiShNaNA, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".