The Imperial Chiefdom of Krioval is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Imperial Chief Henrik with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.674 billion Kriovallers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southguard. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kriovalian economy, worth an astonishing 13,883 trillion sovereigns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 412,304 sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, a government program is underway to revitalize Krioval's beaches, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and Kriovalian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact. Crime is totally unknown. Krioval's national animal is the gold dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Krioval is ranked 144^th in the world and 2^nd in Antarctic Oasis for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 267 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.