The Imperial Chiefdom of Krioval is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Imperial Chief Henrik with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.909 billion Kriovallers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southguard. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kriovalian economy, worth a remarkable 9,688 trillion sovereigns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 360,039 sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the justice of Krioval is considered superior to that of other nations, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime is totally unknown. Krioval's national animal is the gold dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Krioval is ranked 169,247^th in the world and 36^th in Antarctic Oasis for Fattest Citizens, with 2.69 Obesity Rate.