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Highest Poor Incomes: 171st Most Scientifically Advanced: 194th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 268th
The Imperial Chiefdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Valiyos, be Strong!
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Imperial Chiefdom of Krioval is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Imperial Chief Henrik with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 22.346 billion Kriovallers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southguard. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kriovalian economy, worth a remarkable 7,463 trillion sovereigns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 333,978 sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime is totally unknown. Krioval's national animal is the gold dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is evolutionary pantheism.

Krioval is ranked 18,979th in the world and 7th in Antarctic Oasis for Highest Drug Use, scoring 103.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 171stMost Scientifically Advanced: 194thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 268thMost Cultured: 298thMost Inclusive: 335thLargest Publishing Industry: 351stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 365thSmartest Citizens: 388thMost Rebellious Youth: 402ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 436thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 440thHighest Economic Output: 442ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 619thMost Secular: 699thHighest Average Incomes: 791stMost Cheerful Citizens: 838thMost Developed: 953rdMost Stationary: 1,042ndMost Influential: 1,244thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,376thSafest: 1,398thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,494thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,129thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,286thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,465thLargest Governments: 2,551stLargest Populations: 2,625thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,642ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,785thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,322ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,755thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,448thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,682ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,602ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,719thRudest Citizens: 7,039thNudest: 7,754thTop
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Most Politically Free: 9,111thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,636thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,283rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,531stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,966thMost Extreme: 13,464thHealthiest Citizens: 17,913th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Krioval, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Following new legislation in Krioval, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Krioval, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Krioval, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Krioval was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Krioval, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Krioval, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Krioval, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Krioval, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in Krioval, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.

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