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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 95thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 101stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 123rd
The Federation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Beyond The Jagged Edges Of War, We Stand Ready.
Supreme Leader Viktor Kruschev
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Krimera

Population15.333 billion

CapitalKremaras
LeaderSupreme Leader Viktor Kruschev

CurrencyExarch Credit
AnimalTitanus Ursus

The Federation of Krimera is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Viktor Kruschev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.333 billion Krimerans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kremaras. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Krimeran economy, worth a remarkable 8,609 trillion Exarch Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 561,491 Exarch Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Krimera has found 4 easter eggs), the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krimera's national animal is the Titanus Ursus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Krimera is ranked 304,768th in the world and 343rd in Conch Kingdom for Most Cultured, scoring 15 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 95thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 101stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 123rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 155thHighest Poor Incomes: 206thLargest Black Market: 215thHighest Average Incomes: 271stMost Scientifically Advanced: 404thMost Armed: 614thMost Corrupt Governments: 710thMost Patriotic: 721stMost Advanced Public Education: 741stMost Secular: 745thLargest Governments: 1,082ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,124thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,156thHighest Economic Output: 1,169thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,240thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,272ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,323rdSmartest Citizens: 1,393rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,551stLargest Mining Sector: 1,585thMost Developed: 2,343rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,574thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,848thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,963rdTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,321stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,932ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,255thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,414thRudest Citizens: 5,567thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,287thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,748thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,058thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,464thTop
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Most Influential: 15,668thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,050thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,185thLargest Populations: 25,698thHealthiest Citizens: 28,070th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 32nd in the region

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