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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 80thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 121st
The Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Beyond the jagged edges of war, we stand ready.
Supreme Leader Viktor Kruschev
Eminence Grise
Minister of Defense
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.107 billion

LeaderSupreme Leader Viktor Kruschev

AnimalBlack Bear

The Federation of Krimera is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Viktor Kruschev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.107 billion Krimerans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kremaras. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Krimeran economy, worth a remarkable 4,213 trillion Marxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 519,706 Marxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Supreme Leader Viktor Kruschev's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Krimera, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Krimeran Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krimera's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Krimera is ranked 182nd in the world and 1st in Novus Lucidum for Highest Poor Incomes, with 349,344.01 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 80thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 169thHighest Poor Incomes: 182ndHighest Average Incomes: 252ndLargest Black Market: 311thMost Secular: 314thMost Scientifically Advanced: 438thMost Corrupt Governments: 500thMost Armed: 561stLargest Mining Sector: 883rdMost Subsidized Industry: 886thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 916thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,027thLargest Governments: 1,045thLowest Crime Rates: 1,077thMost Efficient Economies: 1,319thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,457thSmartest Citizens: 1,529thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,573rdMost Developed: 2,107thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,195thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,491stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,513thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,198thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,308thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,533rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,964thMost Influential: 4,061stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,296thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,759thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,822ndMost Avoided: 6,070thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,455thTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,521st
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the region

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