Population | 15.333 billion |
Capital | Kremaras |
Leader | Supreme Leader Viktor Kruschev |
Currency | Exarch Credit |
Animal | Titanus Ursus |
The Federation of Krimera is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Viktor Kruschev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.333 billion Krimerans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kremaras. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Krimeran economy, worth a remarkable 8,609 trillion Exarch Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 561,491 Exarch Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Krimera has found 4 easter eggs), the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krimera's national animal is the Titanus Ursus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Krimera is ranked 304,768th in the world and 343rd in Conch Kingdom for Most Cultured, scoring 15 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Krimera was endorsed by The Republic of The Psittacines.
- : Krimera was endorsed by The Federation of Tingham.
- : Krimera was endorsed by The Principality of New Sker.
- : Krimera was endorsed by The Cryptid of Red Finlandian Guard.
- : Krimera was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Bethesda Scamville.
- : Krimera was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Vanela.
- : Krimera was endorsed by The Colony of Lycom.
- : Krimera was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Krute Empire.
- : Krimera was endorsed by The Grand Marquisat of Northshires.
- : Krimera was endorsed by The Commie Republic of The Free City of Nelson.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 37 » Socialist Platypus, Pervincia, Nibelia, Paul Pasch, Stellar entropy, Lislandia, Delnish, Isolon, Ruotsaland, Buyo, Nova Cameroon, Makko Oko, Ciapore, Loveable Dogs, Boratstans, Liberto-Ancapistan, Anarchic Parrot, Charville, Ziroxeut, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Duby, Sri Malawi, El Blurkistan, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Grachevia, Novo Reslas, The Free City of Nelson, Northshires, Krute Empire, Lycom, Vanela, Bethesda Scamville, Red Finlandian Guard, New Sker, Tingham, and The Psittacines.