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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 74th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 102nd
The Teutonisch Reich of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Wir werden das Reich wieder groß machen
Kaiser Anton Ludwig Von Karling
Influence
Enforcer
Princeps
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Krich Aerd

Population3.508 billion

CapitalKönigliche Hauptstadt von Starkburg
LeaderKaiser Anton Ludwig Von Karling
FaithGermanentum

CurrencyKriegsmarke
AnimalGrauer Wolf

The Teutonisch Reich of Krich Aerd is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Anton Ludwig Von Karling with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.508 billion Teutonisches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Administration, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königliche Hauptstadt von Starkburg. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Krich Aerdian economy, worth a remarkable 1,213 trillion Kriegsmarkes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 346,048 Kriegsmarkes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and the government spends billions to protect Krich Aerd from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krich Aerd's national animal is the Grauer Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Germanentum.

Krich Aerd is ranked 28,886th in the world and 4th in Imperial Catholic Alliance for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,437.46 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 74thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 102ndHighest Poor Incomes: 192ndLargest Black Market: 611thMost Corrupt Governments: 662ndHighest Average Incomes: 947thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,099thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,309thMost Devout: 1,390thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,668thLargest Governments: 1,826thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,953rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,042ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,351stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,558thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,577thBest Weather: 2,640thLowest Crime Rates: 2,839thMost Authoritarian: 2,877thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,941stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,472ndMost Conservative: 5,641stMost Extreme: 7,593rdTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,960thMost Efficient Economies: 8,902ndMost Developed: 9,562ndMost Income Equality: 10,667thHighest Economic Output: 11,015thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,294thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,941stLargest Welfare Programs: 12,031stHealthiest Citizens: 12,286thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,255thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,362nd
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, the government spends billions to protect Krich Aerd from a disaster that is one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Krich Aerd was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, it is written that heretics die and Kaiser Anton Ludwig Von Karling laughs.
  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, Krich Aerdian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Kaiser Anton Ludwig Von Karling is punishable by death.

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