by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,326thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,611thLowest Crime Rates: 7,550th
The Imperial Order of
Corrupt Dictatorship
When tyranny becomes law, resistance becomes duty.
Emperor Insanis
Founder / Supreme Chancellor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population937 million

LeaderEmperor Insanis


The Imperial Order of Krezenel is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Insanis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 937 million Krezeneli are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serenia. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Krezenelian economy, worth 118 trillion Vepris a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,057 Vepris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers sit around on their butts all day, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krezenel's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krezenel is ranked 209,324th in the world and 14th in Macula Offeret for Highest Drug Use, scoring 23.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,326thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,611thLowest Crime Rates: 7,550thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,569thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,929thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,972ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,614thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,030thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,212thMost Inclusive: 11,344thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,753rdTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,273rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,620thLargest Governments: 13,305thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,458thHealthiest Citizens: 15,230thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,285thMost Secular: 15,756thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,443rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,215thMost Developed: 18,227thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,555thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,970thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,338thSmartest Citizens: 20,983rdHighest Average Incomes: 21,200thBest Weather: 22,463rd
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Zaviana, United Hemand Insia, and The Federation Of Krakow.

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