The Trout Fishers of Kreushia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Jacob Kreush with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.746 billion Kreushians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Environment, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanaan. The average income tax rate is 62.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kreushian economy, worth 496 trillion Lots a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Retail, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,499 Lots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, only the wealthy can afford monorail fares, there's a bustling black market for vegetables, and there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building. Crime is a serious problem. Kreushia's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kreushia is ranked 217,979^th in the world and 4,349^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 78.81 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.