Population | 1.949 billion |
Capital | Sacripatia |
Leader | High Emperor by divine Grace Sanctus III |
Currency | Sancto |
Animal | Jaguar |
The Divine Imperial State of Kresh Nagar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by High Emperor by divine Grace Sanctus III with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.949 billion Kresh Nagarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacripatia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Kresh Nagarian economy, worth 450 trillion Sanctoes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,932 Sanctoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,176,349 per year while the poor average 25,020, a ratio of 47.0 to 1.
Adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, and workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kresh Nagar's national animal is the Jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Kresh Nagar is ranked 244,156th in the world and 140th in Caer Sidi for Best Weather, with -352 Meters Of Sunlight.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kresh Nagar lodged a message on the Caer Sidi Regional Message Board.
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Kresh Nagar published "Caer Sidi Broadcasting Service (Volume 9)" (Bulletin: News).
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Kresh Nagar, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit.
- : Following new legislation in
Kresh Nagar, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
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Kresh Nagar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
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Kresh Nagar's influence in Caer Sidi rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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Kresh Nagar lodged a message on the Caer Sidi Regional Message Board.
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Kresh Nagar published "Caer Sidi Broadcasting Service (Volume 8)" (Bulletin: News).
- : Following new legislation in
Kresh Nagar, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
- : Following new legislation in
Kresh Nagar, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters.