by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,865th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,910th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,213th
The Rocky Isle of
Left-wing Utopia
Aspiret invicem
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom

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Population2.96 billion

LeaderLowell Alferson


The Rocky Isle of Kremptonia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lowell Alferson with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.96 billion Krempt are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krossholt. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krempt economy, worth 381 trillion clams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,008 clams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kremptonia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, the entire entry for Kremptonia in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is totally unknown. Kremptonia's national animal is the seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kremptonia is ranked 5,096th in the world and 12th in Wintreath for Most Developed, scoring 91.86 on the Human Development Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,865thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,910thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,213thNicest Citizens: 2,274thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,605thHighest Drug Use: 2,609thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,504thMost Influential: 3,570thMost Inclusive: 4,054thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,161stBest Weather: 4,219thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,530thMost Pacifist: 4,993rdMost Developed: 5,096thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,197thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,323rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,597thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,658thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,709thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,897thNudest: 7,087thSmartest Citizens: 7,602ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,619thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,665thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,492ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,652ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,204thSafest: 9,462ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,664thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,015thMost Cultured: 10,435thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,807thLargest Governments: 11,887thMost Efficient Economies: 12,198thHealthiest Citizens: 13,727thMost Secular: 15,277th
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionSafest: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kremptonia, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremptonia, the entire entry for Kremptonia in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremptonia, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremptonia, Kremptonia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Kremptonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Int'l Service of Process".
  • : Following new legislation in Kremptonia, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremptonia, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremptonia, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremptonia, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremptonia, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.


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