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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,042nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,129th Nicest Citizens: 2,338th
The Rocky Isle of
Left-wing Utopia
Aspiret invicem
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom

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Population2.026 billion

LeaderLowell Alferson


The Rocky Isle of Kremptonia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lowell Alferson with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.026 billion Krempt are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krossholt. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krempt economy, worth 253 trillion clams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,036 clams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Lowell Alferson to meetings with foreign heads of state, the fattest folk in Kremptonia look to be the happiest ones, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is totally unknown. Kremptonia's national animal is the seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kremptonia is ranked 3,931st in the world and 11th in Wintreath for Most Influential, scoring 10,273 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,042ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,129thNicest Citizens: 2,338thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,626thHighest Drug Use: 2,669thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,796thMost Influential: 3,931stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,932ndMost Inclusive: 4,389thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,509thBest Weather: 4,525thMost Developed: 5,310thMost Pacifist: 5,532ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,552ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,775thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,843rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,159thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,391stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,681stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,580thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,984thNudest: 8,026thSmartest Citizens: 8,051stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,252ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,925thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,064thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,499thSafest: 11,268thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,893rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,099thMost Cultured: 13,066thLargest Governments: 13,249thMost Efficient Economies: 13,793rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,812thMost Secular: 15,914th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kremptonia was endorsed by The Teutonisch Reich of Krich Aerd.
  • : Kremptonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Kremptonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremptonia, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Kremptonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremptonia, the fattest folk in Kremptonia look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Kremptonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Kremptonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : Kremptonia's influence in Wintreath rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Kremptonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.


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