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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,038th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,286th Nicest Citizens: 2,333rd
The Rocky Isle of
Left-wing Utopia
Aspiret invicem
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.671 billion

LeaderLowell Alferson


The Rocky Isle of Kremptonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lowell Alferson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.671 billion Krempt are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krossholt. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krempt economy, worth 207 trillion clams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,174 clams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wreckages of bombed planes that litter Kremptonia are highly popular tourist destinations, the government spends millions of clams every year prosecuting spammers, artists are pillars of society, and ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties. Crime is totally unknown. Kremptonia's national animal is the seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kremptonia is ranked 10,329th in the world and 22nd in Wintreath for Safest, scoring 118.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,038thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,286thNicest Citizens: 2,333rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,589thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,673rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,036thHighest Drug Use: 4,241stMost Influential: 4,273rdBest Weather: 4,505thMost Inclusive: 4,509thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,569thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,952ndMost Developed: 5,219thMost Pacifist: 5,545thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,762ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,785thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,885thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,190thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,604thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,641stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,277thSmartest Citizens: 8,048thNudest: 8,333rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,757thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,817thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,170thSafest: 10,329thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,855thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,632ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,693rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,060thMost Efficient Economies: 13,208thLargest Governments: 13,284thHealthiest Citizens: 13,380thMost Cultured: 13,792ndMost Secular: 16,480th
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kremptonia, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremptonia, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Kremptonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Kremptonia's influence in Wintreath rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Kremptonia, the government spends millions of clams every year prosecuting spammers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremptonia, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Kremptonia are highly popular tourist destinations.
  • : Kremptonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Biomedical Research".
  • : Following new legislation in Kremptonia, Kremptonia successfully hosted the Wintreath Olympics.
  • : Kremptonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates".
  • : Kremptonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Tsunamy".


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