by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,765thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,383rdMost Influential: 4,439th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Wisdom & Faith
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population939 million

LeaderMalto Karl Heinz

Animalazure jay

The Federal Republic of Kremony is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Malto Karl Heinz with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and national health service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 939 million Kremonyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krempoly. The average income tax rate is 75.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kremonyan economy, worth 99.1 trillion cruises a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,588 cruises, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pregnant women get a lot of evil glares from fellow passengers when leaving the country, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kremony's national animal is the azure jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kremony is ranked 102,733rd in the world and 4,422nd in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,452.34 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,765thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,383rdMost Influential: 4,439thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,588thBest Weather: 9,012thHealthiest Citizens: 9,985thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,722ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,422ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,894thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,506thTop
Most Devout: 13,120thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,215thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,602ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,779thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,915thMost Developed: 17,562ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,973rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,283rdLowest Crime Rates: 19,728thSmartest Citizens: 20,466thSafest: 20,608thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,708thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,710thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,793rdMost Pacifist: 21,697thLargest Governments: 22,166thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,510thHighest Food Quality: 25,052nd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 99th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 207th in the regionMost Devout: 246th in the regionBest Weather: 285th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 291st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 311th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 336th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 341st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 358th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 383rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 412th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 432nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 440th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 498th in the regionMost Influential: 499th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 505th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 510th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 533rd in the regionMost Developed: 537th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 561st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 600th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 605th in the regionLargest Governments: 616th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 644th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 679th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 722nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 751st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 771st in the regionSafest: 785th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 807th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 872nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 882nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 898th in the regionMost Cultured: 913th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kremony, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremony, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremony, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremony, pregnant women get a lot of evil glares from fellow passengers when leaving the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremony, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremony, diminutive Kremonyan generals are feared for their aggressiveness.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremony, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremony, visions of giant pink azure jays are a common side effect after Kremonyans eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremony, visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers.
  • : Kremony was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 125 » Ever Testing, Holota, Wehraboos, Amerion, Tepertopia, Land Without Shrimp, PenguinPies, Bawkie, Chernaya Zvezda, Bleakfoot, Arscanesia, Yaravia, Andinla, Achemar, Shintoese, Brazilian impero2, Martiland, Makinius, Beblahbleblo, Holy Free, Villa Caruso, Ebonhand, Flumenvallis, Concrete Slab, Farengeto, The New Dacians, Esterwood, Albeville, South Pernambuco, Aidenfieeld, Tsunamy, The Imperial Of Notsep, Nowa Europa, New American Dictatorship, SIFB FEDERATION, Blancemon, Kiasu-ism, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Noimosini, The Stolen Lands, Pamela And Hepatitis, Froshar, Leimarite Empire, Uvalor, Abarri, Calistan, Proctethia, Volaworand, Skaladoria, Cilibia, and 75 others.Great Lothian, Gracca, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Goom Bay, Bonobiana, Rebel-topia, Tyrantistica, Bistritza, O Peixe, Southern Plumastang, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Eae, Shadeth, Antwerpen1, Driodal, Dupanda, Taigama, Lile Ulie Islands, Rhetiaa, Petea, Eggraria, Pencil Sharpeners 2, South Pacifican Kilendjj, Drystar, Darakin, Drew Durrnil, Venkara, Fasire, LadyRebels, Great Andora, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Solar System Scope, Curlyhoward, Inhokosu, Al Madhaa, Isokenzar, Willing Mind, Sureiya, Myhomecountry, Swabian Lands, Jehenna, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Kiani, Corgitopiaa, Sedunn, ARIAPOLIS01, Nouvel Empire, Gennaretia, Numano, Treir, Doraya, Saint Ziana, Fritata, Myness, Yellunstryer, Doundaly, Steviland, Lynxaion, Shefino, New Sanet, Ancient Slobovia, Western Fardelshufflestein, Gatalian, Brunier, Soliconian, The Haughtherlands, Stoinia, Truskawkoland, Maclalindo, MaPetiteFille, Khal Papax, Evinea, TescoPepsi, Altnavia, and Los Rodeos.