by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,784thMost Influential: 3,477thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,050th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Wisdom & Faith
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.187 billion

LeaderMario Calvino

Animalazure jay

The Federal Republic of Kremony is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mario Calvino with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 1.187 billion Kremonyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krensburg. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kremonyan economy, worth 123 trillion cruises a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,181 cruises, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Books are so highly regarded in Kremony that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kremony's national animal is the azure jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianism.

Kremony is ranked 226,739th in the world and 9,293rd in the South Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -7.55 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,784thTop
Most Influential: 3,477thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,050thBest Weather: 7,371stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,372ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,782ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,911thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,301stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,857thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,964thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,335thMost Devout: 11,342ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,313thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,239thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,263rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,921stMost Pacifist: 15,714thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,785thLowest Crime Rates: 16,162ndMost Developed: 16,610thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,839thSafest: 17,475thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,834thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,882ndSmartest Citizens: 19,066thLargest Governments: 20,601stLargest Welfare Programs: 21,706thNicest Citizens: 23,326thHighest Food Quality: 24,128thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,177th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 118th in the regionMost Devout: 216th in the regionBest Weather: 233rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 245th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 264th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 289th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 290th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 316th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 317th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 328th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 355th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 360th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 362nd in the regionMost Influential: 411th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 432nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 441st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 445th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 449th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 473rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 493rd in the regionMost Developed: 516th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 521st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 555th in the regionLargest Governments: 577th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 590th in the regionMost Pacifist: 612th in the regionSafest: 633rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 696th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 712th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 764th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 780th in the regionNicest Citizens: 828th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 828th in the regionMost Cultured: 833rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 900th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 910th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,009th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kremony, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremony, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremony, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremony, books are so highly regarded in Kremony that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremony, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking.
  • : Kremony endorsed The People's Republic of Noutoshi.
  • : Kremony was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Kremony was endorsed by The People's Republic of Noutoshi.
  • : Kremony was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Kremony, the tenet of free speech is held dear.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 122 » Ever Testing, Holota, Wehraboos, Amerion, Tepertopia, Land Without Shrimp, PenguinPies, Bawkie, Chernaya Zvezda, Bleakfoot, Arscanesia, Yaravia, Andinla, Achemar, Shintoese, Brazilian impero2, Martiland, Makinius, Beblahbleblo, Ebonhand, Concrete Slab, Farengeto, The New Dacians, Esterwood, Albeville, South Pernambuco, Aidenfieeld, Tsunamy, The Imperial Of Notsep, Nowa Europa, New American Dictatorship, SIFB FEDERATION, Blancemon, Kiasu-ism, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Noimosini, The Stolen Lands, Pamela And Hepatitis, Froshar, Leimarite Empire, Uvalor, Abarri, Calistan, Proctethia, Volaworand, Skaladoria, Cilibia, Great Lothian, Gracca, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, and 72 others.Goom Bay, Bonobiana, Rebel-topia, O Peixe, Southern Plumastang, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Shadeth, Antwerpen1, Driodal, Taigama, Lile Ulie Islands, Rhetiaa, Pencil Sharpeners 2, South Pacifican Kilendjj, Drystar, Darakin, Drew Durrnil, Venkara, Fasire, LadyRebels, Great Andora, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Solar System Scope, Curlyhoward, Inhokosu, Al Madhaa, Isokenzar, Willing Mind, Myhomecountry, Jehenna, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Kiani, Corgitopiaa, Sedunn, ARIAPOLIS01, Nouvel Empire, Gennaretia, Numano, Treir, Doraya, Saint Ziana, Fritata, Myness, Yellunstryer, Steviland, Lynxaion, Shefino, New Sanet, Ancient Slobovia, Western Fardelshufflestein, Gatalian, The Haughtherlands, Stoinia, Truskawkoland, MaPetiteFille, Khal Papax, Evinea, TescoPepsi, Altnavia, Los Rodeos, East Papas Fritas, North Kanuckistan, Saciu, Sandaoguo, Luli Safari, BEEstreetz, Viotekia, Nomayuki, Ostela-Aswines, Sasha Banks, Theoussia, and Noutoshi.