The Federal Republic of Kremony is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mario Calvino with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 1.187 billion Kremonyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krensburg. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kremonyan economy, worth 123 trillion cruises a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,181 cruises, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Books are so highly regarded in Kremony that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kremony's national animal is the azure jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianism.

Kremony is ranked 226,739^th in the world and 9,293^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -7.55 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.