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Most Secular: 5,028thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,682ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,862nd
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Kremlinian Russia

Population5.367 billion

LeaderIvan Nikolayevich Konstantinov
FaithState Atheism


The Multiple USSR Disorder of Kremlinian Russia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ivan Nikolayevich Konstantinov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.367 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalinodar. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Soviet economy, worth 616 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 114,786 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The aims of top-secret Soviet science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kremlinian Russia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Kremlinian Russia is ranked 199,497th in the world and 12th in The Great Red Union for Most Armed, with 0.21 Weapons Per Person.

Most Secular: 5,028thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,682ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,862ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,220thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,695thMost Authoritarian: 9,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,134thLowest Crime Rates: 10,358thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,454thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,255thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,582ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,340thNicest Citizens: 12,364thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,222ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,272ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,321stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,445thLargest Governments: 13,623rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,335thHealthiest Citizens: 14,377thSafest: 14,762ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,703rdMost Inclusive: 16,789thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,701stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,214thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,243rdSmartest Citizens: 20,171stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,448thMost Developed: 24,447th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 2nd in the region

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