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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8thLargest Gambling Industry: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 137th
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Krematoria

Population26.511 billion

CapitalGarrotte-Under-Pressure
LeaderBasildon Lord of the Provinces
FaithThe Path to Possible Enlightenment

CurrencyMarble
AnimalTapeworm

The All-Powerful Rogue Nation of Krematoria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Basildon Lord of the Provinces with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.511 billion Krematorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garrotte-Under-Pressure. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krematorian economy, worth an astonishing 13,740 trillion Marbles a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 518,285 Marbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Krematoria's national animal is the Tapeworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Path to Possible Enlightenment.

Krematoria is ranked 130,555th in the world and 2nd in Penny Lane for Most Conservative, scoring 54.82 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8thLargest Gambling Industry: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 137thFattest Citizens: 151stLargest Insurance Industry: 159thMost Avoided: 176thMost Ignorant Citizens: 195thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 217thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 248thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 274thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 297thMost Corrupt Governments: 305thLargest Black Market: 308thHighest Average Incomes: 383rdHighest Economic Output: 408thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 426thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 428thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 559thMost Devout: 609thMost Armed: 615thHighest Poor Incomes: 901stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,015thLargest Retail Industry: 1,259thMost Stationary: 1,326thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,390thMost Efficient Economies: 1,588thLargest Governments: 2,587thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,713thRudest Citizens: 2,717thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,844thMost Primitive: 4,098thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,326thMost Influential: 6,658thLargest Populations: 6,883rdMost Patriotic: 6,981stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,296thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,716th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Krematoria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Bogus Not True Fake Town".
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Marine Wildlife Collisions".
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Writinglegend".
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Tobacco and Electronic Cigarettes"".
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Rights of Sapient Species"".
  • : Krematoria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Basic Banking and Lending".
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Transport Safety"".
  • : Krematoria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Oil Spill Recovery".
  • : Krematoria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On Catherine Gratwick".

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Endorsements Received: None.

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