The New Cruor Federation of Kreigsclaw is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Avakael with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 31.342 billion Kreigsclawians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokoi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The all-consuming Kreigsclawian economy, worth a remarkable 2,495 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 79,606 Halicarnassuses, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity, beggars lack pockets for spare change, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Kreigsclaw's national animal is the White Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cruor.

Kreigsclaw is ranked 190,897^th in the world and 748^th in Ordo Imperialia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.49 law-abiding acts per hour.