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Most Primitive: 2,850th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,110th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,092nd
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Power is everything
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Kreaklan

Population229 million

CurrencyFrop
Animalcobra

The Federal Republic of Kreaklan is a huge, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 229 million Kreaklanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 27.4%.

The powerhouse Kreaklanian economy, worth 19.5 trillion Frops a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 85,125 Frops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The country is littered with broken homes, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, weather reports simply advise Kreaklanians to 'look outside', and stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kreaklan's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kreaklan is ranked 40,435th in the world and 2,234th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,869.03 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 2,850thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,110thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,092ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,705thMost Influential: 8,218thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 8,732ndMost Average: 11,015thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,016th
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Most Primitive: 120th in the regionMost Average: 152nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 214th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 226th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 311th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 418th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 740th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 777th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 856th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kreaklan, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreaklan, weather reports simply advise Kreaklanians to 'look outside'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreaklan, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreaklan, the country is littered with broken homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreaklan, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreaklan, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreaklan, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in The North Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreaklan, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreaklan, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreaklan, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.

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