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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,066thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,653rdLargest Publishing Industry: 20,341st
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Power is everything
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Good

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Kreaklan

Population2.815 billion

CapitalGesig
LeaderPrime Minister Steve Flannery

CurrencyFrop
Animalcobra

The Federal Republic of Kreaklan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Steve Flannery with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, fear of technology, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.815 billion Kreaklanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gesig. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kreaklanian economy, worth 247 trillion Frops a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 88,069 Frops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kreaklan's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kreaklan is ranked 71,529th in the world and 3,889th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,066thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,653rdLargest Publishing Industry: 20,341stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,681stMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,902ndNicest Citizens: 22,674thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,160thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,123rdMost Average: 28,300thLongest Average Lifespans: 29,378thHealthiest Citizens: 30,611th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 647th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,050th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,134th in the regionMost Average: 1,162nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,230th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,241st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,280th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kreaklan's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Kreaklan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Kreaklan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Kreaklan's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Kreaklan altered its national flag.
  • : Kreaklan applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreaklan, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreaklan, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreaklan, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreaklan, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.

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