The Kingdom of Krazon is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 565 million Krazonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xarc. The average income tax rate is 55.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Krazonian economy, worth 20.5 trillion Zonans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,344 Zonans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krazon's national animal is the King Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krazon is ranked 141,428^th in the world and 5,875^th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.53 Crimes Per Hour.