The Kingdom of Krazon is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dalia Anubis with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.52 billion Krazonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xarc. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Krazonian economy, worth 59.0 trillion Zonans a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,805 Zonans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Zonan treacle machine, third world countries are rich in "I Love Xarc" t-shirts, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krazon's national animal is the King Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Krazon is ranked 39,323^rd in the world and 1,912^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,714.78 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.