Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,093rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,261st Lowest Crime Rates: 4,394th
The Socialist states of
Father Knows Best State
Undefeated Kravonija
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Socialist states of Kravonija is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dictator Henrikas Genutis with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.106 billion Kravonijans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lotra. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kravonijan economy, worth a remarkable 1,195 trillion Baltic Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,617 Baltic Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Kravonijan Embarrassments, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, most citizens in Kravonija are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and conspiracy theorists allege Lotra's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kravonija's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Kravonija is ranked 44,344th in the world and 868th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 169.14566952448 Days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,093rdTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,261stLowest Crime Rates: 4,394thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,620thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,029thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,089thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,185thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,426thBest Weather: 6,476thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,714thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,798thMost Developed: 6,889thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,998thLargest Governments: 7,241stHighest Economic Output: 7,979thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 9,289thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,951stLargest Populations: 10,530thMost Pacifist: 10,985thHealthiest Citizens: 11,373rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,472ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,374th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 66th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 168th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 208th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 226th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 241st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 253rd in the regionBest Weather: 279th in the regionMost Developed: 288th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 293rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 304th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 308th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 333rd in the regionLargest Governments: 341st in the regionLargest Populations: 373rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 396th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 417th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 453rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 457th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Kravonija's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, the Top 5% for Largest Governments, and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

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