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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,054th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,908th Lowest Crime Rates: 4,381st
The Socialist states of
Father Knows Best State
Undefeated Kravonija
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Socialist states of Kravonija is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dictator Henrikas Genutis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.713 billion Kravonijans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lotra. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kravonijan economy, worth a remarkable 1,259 trillion Baltic Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,546 Baltic Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Most citizens in Kravonija are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, conspiracy theorists allege Lotra's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kravonija's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Kravonija is ranked 50,267th in the world and 1,720th in Lazarus for Most Income Equality, scoring 48.79 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,054thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,908thLowest Crime Rates: 4,381stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,665thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,753rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,790thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,099thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,548thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,807thBest Weather: 6,916thLargest Governments: 7,034thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,216thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,397thMost Developed: 7,524thHighest Economic Output: 7,830thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 9,824thLargest Populations: 9,987thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,180thMost Pacifist: 11,042ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,116thHealthiest Citizens: 11,880thSafest: 15,233rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,039th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 168th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 241st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 242nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 250th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 250th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 304th in the regionMost Developed: 306th in the regionBest Weather: 315th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 325th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 326th in the regionLargest Governments: 348th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 352nd in the regionLargest Populations: 368th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 390th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 443rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 487th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 504th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kravonija, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Kravonija, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Kravonija's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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