Most Inclusive: 60th Lowest Crime Rates: 77th Healthiest Citizens: 80th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Empire of Kratistolies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 10.27 billion Kratosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,213 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 312,876 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sanitised and dull music festivals of Kratistolies are famed for their reasonable volume levels, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Kratosians's kindness, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship.

Kratistolies is ranked 128,036th in the world and 83rd in The New Inquisition for Most Average, scoring 28.31 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Inclusive: 60thLowest Crime Rates: 77thHealthiest Citizens: 80thHighest Poor Incomes: 92ndMost Cultured: 135thMost Developed: 158thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 174thLargest Governments: 205thHighest Average Tax Rates: 267thLongest Average Lifespans: 272ndMost Pacifist: 281stSmartest Citizens: 317thMost Secular: 372ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 422ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 487thMost Corrupt Governments: 507thMost Compassionate Citizens: 557thMost Subsidized Industry: 559thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 643rdMost Efficient Economies: 691stLargest Welfare Programs: 738thMost Advanced Public Education: 883rdMost Beautiful Environments: 945thHighest Average Incomes: 969thNicest Citizens: 1,074thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,182ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,200thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,266thTop
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Most Influential: 1,687thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,743rdHighest Economic Output: 2,005thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,240thBest Weather: 2,571stMost Stationary: 3,017thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,997thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,063rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,137thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,013thSafest: 7,704thTop
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Most Income Equality: 8,041stMost Authoritarian: 9,678thLargest Populations: 11,866thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,451stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,532ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,657th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kratistolies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Kratosians's kindness.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Kratistolies are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the Kratosian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.

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