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Lowest Crime Rates: 36th Healthiest Citizens: 41st Most Cultured: 52nd
The Golden Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kratistolies

Population16.26 billion

CapitalKallipolis
LeaderThe Primarch
FaithAtheistic State Worship

CurrencyDrachma
AnimalDragon

The Golden Empire of Kratistolies is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 16.26 billion Kratosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth a remarkable 6,486 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 398,894 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, the number of judges has tripled in recent months, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic State Worship.

Kratistolies is ranked 1,181st in the world and 1st in The New Inquisition for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 31,809.46 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 36thHealthiest Citizens: 41stMost Cultured: 52ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 114thMost Inclusive: 118thLargest Governments: 126thSmartest Citizens: 128thHighest Average Tax Rates: 161stMost Developed: 165thHighest Poor Incomes: 169thMost Pacifist: 198thLongest Average Lifespans: 205thMost Scientifically Advanced: 321stMost Compassionate Citizens: 382ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 391stMost Secular: 396thMost Corrupt Governments: 400thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 463rdMost Beautiful Environments: 477thNicest Citizens: 547thLargest Information Technology Sector: 572ndMost Advanced Public Education: 574thHighest Average Incomes: 582ndLargest Welfare Programs: 587thMost Subsidized Industry: 601stMost Efficient Economies: 619thMost Advanced Public Transport: 923rdHighest Economic Output: 929thBest Weather: 1,129thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,130thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,159thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,181stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,195thTop
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Most Stationary: 1,925thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,245thMost Influential: 2,358thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,292ndLargest Populations: 8,414thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,806thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,835thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,371stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,940thSafest: 11,498th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.

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