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Most Advanced Public Transport: 96thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 119thLargest Welfare Programs: 195th
The Supreme Socialist Republic of
Iron Fist Socialists
Слава Красний, Слава Союзу!
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Krasniya

Population10.625 billion

CapitalZimograd
LeaderPremier Iosif Bramanov
FaithLiberation Theology

CurrencyLabour Token
AnimalKrasniyan brown bear

The Supreme Socialist Republic of Krasniya is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Iosif Bramanov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 10.625 billion Krasniyans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zimograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Krasniyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,048 trillion Labour Tokens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,841 Labour Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and no one tells their son "you're the man of the house" any more. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krasniya's national animal is the Krasniyan brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Liberation Theology.

Krasniya is ranked 216,081st in the world and 24th in Marxia for Rudest Citizens, with 8.01 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 96thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 119thLargest Welfare Programs: 195thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 252ndMost Advanced Public Education: 468thHighest Average Tax Rates: 496thLargest Governments: 577thLowest Crime Rates: 799thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 853rdMost Developed: 974thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,171stSafest: 1,335thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,538thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,679thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,769thHealthiest Citizens: 1,831stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,142ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,182ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,486thSmartest Citizens: 2,579thMost Cultured: 3,036thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,108thNicest Citizens: 3,193rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,044thMost Inclusive: 4,156thHighest Average Incomes: 6,960thHighest Economic Output: 7,354thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,502ndMost Secular: 10,296thTop
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Best Weather: 10,939thMost Income Equality: 11,538thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,337thMost Efficient Economies: 12,410thMost Armed: 12,689thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,633rd
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Krasniya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Krasniya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Krasniya's influence in Marxia rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Krasniya's influence in Marxia fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Krasniya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Krasniya's influence in Marxia fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Krasniya's influence in Marxia rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Krasniya's influence in Marxia rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Krasniya's influence in Marxia rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Krasniya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.

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