The Diplomats of Kramerica Embassy is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 45.16 billion Kramerica Embassyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The thriving Kramerica Embassyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,127 trillion kramers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 47,118 kramers, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Kramerica Embassy's border, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime is a problem. Kramerica Embassy's national animal is the peanut man, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kramerica Embassy is ranked 11,996^th in the world and 2^nd in Kramerica for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.17 law-abiding acts per hour.