The Constitutional Monarchy of Krakovhia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.341 billion Krakovs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ibklask Pretoska. The average income tax rate is 72.5%.
The strong Krakovhian economy, worth 141 trillion Krakov Rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,603 Krakov Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', the government is buying children's books by the thousands, political activists are routinely executed, and the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krakovhia's national animal is the Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Krakovhia resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Krakovhia changed its national nation type to "Constitutional Monarchy".
- : Krakovhia changed its national nation type to "The Constitutional Monarchy".
- : Krakovhia was endorsed by The Republic of PR Van Diemens Land.
- : Krakovhia was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Gooboistkoyt.
- : Krakovhia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Krakovhia was endorsed by The Night-Watchman State of Rochester Black.
- : Krakovhia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Krakovhia was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Maott.
- : Krakovhia was endorsed by The Republic of The Pantheons.