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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 663rd Most Influential: 1,637th Most Primitive: 3,204th
The Democratic Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Long live Krakovhia!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.286 billion

CapitalIbklask Pretoska

CurrencyKrakov Ruble

The Democratic Republic of Krakovhia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 1.286 billion Krakovs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ibklask Pretoska. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.6%.

The strong Krakovhian economy, worth 72.1 trillion Krakov Rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 56,030 Krakov Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Protestors are soaking piles of Krakov Rubles in blood to make a point about government incomes, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, Krakovhia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krakovhia's national animal is the Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krakovhia is ranked 26,028th in the world and 1,413th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 108.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 663rdMost Influential: 1,637thTop
Most Primitive: 3,204thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,513thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,981stMost Pacifist: 11,527thBest Weather: 11,735thMost Secular: 12,371stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,677thHealthiest Citizens: 14,619thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,840thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,432ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,098thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,132nd
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 131st in the regionMost Primitive: 134th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 358th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 456th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 504th in the regionMost Pacifist: 603rd in the regionMost Secular: 629th in the regionBest Weather: 636th in the regionMost Influential: 653rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 743rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 759th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 799th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 823rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 861st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 939th in the region

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