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Most Influential: 1,598th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,002nd Best Weather: 8,522nd
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Father Knows Best State
Long live Krakovhia!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
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Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Krakovhia

Population2.341 billion

CapitalIbklask Pretoska

CurrencyKrakov Ruble
AnimalTortoise

The Constitutional Monarchy of Krakovhia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.341 billion Krakovs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ibklask Pretoska. The average income tax rate is 72.5%.

The strong Krakovhian economy, worth 141 trillion Krakov Rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,603 Krakov Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', the government is buying children's books by the thousands, political activists are routinely executed, and the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krakovhia's national animal is the Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krakovhia is ranked 128,216th in the world and 6,221st in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 1,598thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,002ndTop
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Best Weather: 8,522ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,418thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,402ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,014thMost Secular: 12,335thMost Pacifist: 13,520thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,306thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,042ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,077th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 165th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 327th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 384th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 468th in the regionMost Influential: 616th in the regionMost Secular: 632nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 640th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 711th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 717th in the regionMost Pacifist: 742nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 747th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 763rd in the region

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