The Loyal Spurs Fan of Koyrgyzs is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 578 million COYS have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al-Kayzan. The average income tax rate is 27.0%.

The thriving a spurs fan economy, worth 37.8 trillion Kaznem-Koznems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 65,427 Kaznem-Koznems, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, rare steaks seem even bluer now, there's a bright dawn ahead for Koyrgyzs, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koyrgyzs's national animal is the Crayfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Koyrgyzs is ranked 256,752^nd in the world and 10,556^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 13.3 Atheism Rate.