The Allied States of Kowani is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Eqivocač Oriyo with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.895 billion Kowanî are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Administrative District. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kowaní economy, worth a remarkable 1,257 trillion Kaolis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 256,877 Kaolis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kowani's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kowani is ranked 122,671^st in the world and 20^th in Council of Constructed Languages for Most Extreme, scoring 15.65 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.