The Allied States of Kowani is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Central Computer with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 6.345 billion Kowanî are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Administrative District. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kowaní economy, worth a remarkable 1,814 trillion Digital Kaolis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 285,912 Digital Kaolis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, the horniness of the great-horned Raven is considered a national priority, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kowani's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kowani is ranked 603^rd in the world and 1^st in Council of Constructed Languages for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 27,778.45 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.