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Safest: 180thLowest Crime Rates: 222ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 229th
The Allied States of
Democratic Socialists
Nel'má'nel'mé
Central Computer
Influence
Power
Liberation Minister
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Kowani

Population6.345 billion

CapitalAdministrative District
LeaderCentral Computer
FaithAtheism

CurrencyDigital Kaoli
AnimalRaven

The Allied States of Kowani is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Central Computer with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 6.345 billion Kowanî are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Administrative District. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kowaní economy, worth a remarkable 1,814 trillion Digital Kaolis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 285,912 Digital Kaolis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, the horniness of the great-horned Raven is considered a national priority, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kowani's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kowani is ranked 603rd in the world and 1st in Council of Constructed Languages for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 27,778.45 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Safest: 180thLowest Crime Rates: 222ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 229thMost Developed: 278thLongest Average Lifespans: 308thMost Secular: 312thMost Pacifist: 366thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 402ndHealthiest Citizens: 407thHighest Average Tax Rates: 416thLargest Governments: 479thSmartest Citizens: 487thBest Weather: 513thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 528thMost Inclusive: 564thMost Advanced Public Education: 603rdMost Beautiful Environments: 621stHighest Poor Incomes: 672ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 723rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 773rdMost Efficient Economies: 817thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 818thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,242ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,263rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,510thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,518thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,658thNicest Citizens: 1,677thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,350thHighest Average Incomes: 2,410thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 9,191stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,317thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,029thMost Income Equality: 14,402ndMost Influential: 15,324thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,443rdMost Cultured: 19,275thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,350th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kowani, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Kowani, the horniness of the great-horned Raven is considered a national priority.
  • : Kowani voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Kowani lodged a message on the Council of Constructed Languages Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kowani, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Kowani, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Kowani, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
  • : Following new legislation in Kowani, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Kowani, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Kowani was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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