The Allied States of Kowani is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Central Computer with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.374 billion Kowanî are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Administrative District. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kowaní economy, worth a remarkable 1,830 trillion Digital Kaolis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 287,224 Digital Kaolis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and the only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kowani's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kowani is ranked 2,358^th in the world and 1^st in Council of Constructed Languages for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 6,169.05 on the Societal Mobility Rating.