The Holy empire of Kotok is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Holy emperor Larry with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.479 billion Kotokians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kutokret. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kotoki economy, worth 553 trillion Bulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 158,961 Bulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Kotok, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kotok's national animal is the sabertooth kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Klaism.

Kotok is ranked 64,968^th in the world and 2^nd in The Tvelmark for Most Income Equality, scoring 53.64 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.