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Largest Gambling Industry: 593rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 880thFattest Citizens: 1,494th
The Lovelandmark Satellite State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Stand for the Right, Stand for the People
Loveland Patron Governor
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Kota Impian Timur

Population4.976 billion

CapitalLovelandia-in-East
LeaderLoveland Patron Governor
Faitha major religion

CurrencyCredit
AnimalDomestic Cat

The Lovelandmark Satellite State of Kota Impian Timur is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Loveland Patron Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.976 billion East Lovelanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovelandia-in-East. The average income tax rate is 15.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Lovelander economy, worth 791 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Gambling, Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,157 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, and people make a career out of medical voyeurism. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kota Impian Timur's national animal is the Domestic Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Kota Impian Timur is ranked 116,654th in the world and 3,262nd in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -43.63 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 593rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 880thFattest Citizens: 1,494thNudest: 1,499thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,818thHighest Crime Rates: 2,411thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,486thMost Avoided: 3,665thLargest Retail Industry: 3,733rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,072ndMost Secular: 5,289thRudest Citizens: 5,859thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,157thLargest Black Market: 6,686thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,252ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,529thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,232ndMost Armed: 10,583rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12,357thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,505thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,862ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,689thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,693rdLargest Mining Sector: 18,674thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,557thHighest Economic Output: 24,087thHighest Drug Use: 24,564th
Top
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Largest Gambling Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 45th in the regionNudest: 68th in the regionFattest Citizens: 73rd in the regionTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 90th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 127th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 190th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 202nd in the regionMost Avoided: 208th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 209th in the regionMost Secular: 226th in the regionRudest Citizens: 280th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 310th in the regionLargest Black Market: 335th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 413th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 432nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 436th in the regionMost Armed: 453rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 457th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 581st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 601st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 721st in the regionMost Average: 757th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 760th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kota Impian Timur was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Kota Impian Timur was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Most Subsidized Industry, and Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kota Impian Timur, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Following new legislation in Kota Impian Timur, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps.
  • : Following new legislation in Kota Impian Timur, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news.
  • : Following new legislation in Kota Impian Timur, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kota Impian Timur, the property market is in a bit of a state.
  • : Kota Impian Timur was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Kota Impian Timur was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Kota Impian Timur, gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours.

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