The Lovelandmark Satellite State of Kota Impian Timur is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Loveland Patron Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.976 billion East Lovelanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovelandia-in-East. The average income tax rate is 15.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Lovelander economy, worth 791 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Gambling, Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,157 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, and people make a career out of medical voyeurism. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kota Impian Timur's national animal is the Domestic Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Kota Impian Timur is ranked 116,654^th in the world and 3,262^nd in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -43.63 on the Scary Big Number Scale.