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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,627th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,093rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,102nd
The Bastion of
Father Knows Best State
Peace was Never an Option
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kosovo Island

Population13.204 billion

CapitalVidin City
LeaderThe Iron Rebel

CurrencyPlasma Krona
AnimalLeviathan T-Rex

The Bastion of Kosovo Island is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Iron Rebel with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 13.204 billion Kosovans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vidin City. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kosovan economy, worth a remarkable 1,200 trillion Plasma Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,941 Plasma Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become The Iron Rebel's new moniker, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, and international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Kosovo Island has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kosovo Island's national animal is the Leviathan T-Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Kosovo Island is ranked 95,809th in the world and 1st in Imperial Sparta for Smartest Citizens, with 27.92 Quips Per Hour.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,627thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,093rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,102ndTop
Largest Populations: 9,108thHighest Economic Output: 9,287thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,079thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,383rd

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