Population | 3.404 billion |
Capital | Berlin |
Leader | Ronald Garza |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | baht |
Animal | panther |
The Armed Republic of Korporacy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald Garza with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.404 billion Korporacyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.
The powerhouse Korporacyian economy, worth 332 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 97,610 baht, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 460,678 per year while the poor average 12,261, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.
It is a silent spring in Korporacy, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Korporacy's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
Korporacy is ranked 229,414th in the world and 325th in Oneid for Most Beautiful Environments, with 77.1 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.
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Korporacy, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
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Korporacy, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
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Korporacy, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices.
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Korporacy, it is a silent spring in Korporacy.
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Korporacy, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow.
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Korporacy, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
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Korporacy, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
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Korporacy, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
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Korporacy, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.
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Korporacy, cigarettes are dead-cheap.